Katsuro.us

This always cracks me up. I have been plugging away at Katsuro for a bit now. I defeat lots of people in the arena, and normally win my expeditions...until I run across the mighty "Wild Boar"!!

I have hacked up Ninja that have ninja stars, and katana blades, and nunchuks and fists!
I have humiliated Oni... the ferocious beast, that for some reason see's it necessary to abide by fashion sense, and wear bracelets.
I have hunted and destroyed Yuko Onna in her strange nipple-less nakedness.
I had beaten Long Nose...and his little baggie too!
I have run my blade through Bandit, who was armed with a dagger, and a sore looking black eye.

Then I come across Wild Boar.... who, no matter my stat's, see's fit to hit me with his mighty bear claw......wait a minute...Bear Claw?? WTF?... There has been some weird breeding going on up in those mountains I tell ya.
Because those Wild Boar can fight like a S.O.B! I would have never expected to get smacked with a bear claw fighting a Wild Boar.... sneaky Boars!

Quoted from "Thanes"

Wait till you come across the dreaded level 83 ninja student. What is he studying anymore anyway?

That's hillarious!!